I’ve had another thing piss me off as of late. Karens. Like public nuisances in general. They’ll storm in, insult you then demand respect for being a jackass? Seriously? Then they get what they want because someone caved to pressure?! Bullshit!

Like come on, that’s stupid. Nobody reasonable should enable this behavior. It’s stupid!

I have a few ways to deal with these bozos. Feel free to use it in arguments on the internet or twitter too, ‘cause trolls can also be annoying and can be applied to these. Kinda.

• stay calm, don’t get too pissed. Most feed off reactions like those odd forum lurkers
• get behavior on camera in case they get violent
• fight with words first then fists if it is a last resort
• if nothing works, just ignore them and don’t enable them, if you work as customer support don’t cave to pressure, deal with them and try to force them away.

Spread the word, Karens suck, I bet everyone can agree, they don’t have a place in society.

-M.P.

I've come to make an announcement

Spy is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took french fry skinny dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big” [while he hold baguette] and I said that's disgusting,

so I'm making a callout post on my NEWGROUNDS dot com!

Spy, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this derringer except WAY smaller,

and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: [strange killstreak australium flamethrower] BOOM! THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL SHINE, NO SHARP EDGES, NO FRENCHINESS! Look at that, it looks like two ammo packs and a bong!

He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Bomb cart! THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER FIRE PISS!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the BLU Bomb cart, I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE WHOLE BASE! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BLUTARCH?! I PISSED ON THE BASE YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING BADLANDS. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!