I've come to make an announcement

Spy is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took french fry skinny dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big” [while he hold baguette] and I said that's disgusting,

so I'm making a callout post on my NEWGROUNDS dot com!

Spy, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this derringer except WAY smaller,

and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: [strange killstreak australium flamethrower] BOOM! THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL SHINE, NO SHARP EDGES, NO FRENCHINESS! Look at that, it looks like two ammo packs and a bong!

He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Bomb cart! THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER FIRE PISS!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the BLU Bomb cart, I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE WHOLE BASE! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BLUTARCH?! I PISSED ON THE BASE YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING BADLANDS. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!